Tell me some IAS jokes

Tell me some IAS jokes

Sure, here are a few IAS (Indian Administrative Service) jokes:

 Why do IAS officers make bad husbands? Because they are used to transferring everything and everyone.

 What is the difference between an IAS officer and a computer? The computer is more efficient because it doesn’t take tea breaks.

 How many IAS officers does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just transfer the room to a brighter location.

 An IAS officer was asked what his job was. He replied, “To attend meetings, give lectures, and write notes.” When asked if that was all, he replied, “Oh, and also attend more meetings.”

 What do you call an IAS officer who is always on time? A rare breed.

 Why did the IAS officer bring a ladder to work? To climb the bureaucratic ladder, of course.

 Why do IAS officers make terrible comedians? Because they always stick to the script.

 How many IAS officers does it take to change a light bulb? Two – one to do it and another to claim credit for it.

 Please note that these jokes are not intended to offend anyone and are meant to be taken in good humour.